stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
this is my kink where do I find this guy
fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.
But did he douse her in green paint and spank her like a disobedient avocado?
Pick up line to get any girl